DROWNED CHICKEN - This poor deformed chicken came about on May 13th 2005. It is unclear whether it fell accidentally into a glass of water, or was put there on purpose. Either way, this is what one of those Easter-chickens looks like once it's taken a splash!

ROADKILL CHICKEN - This unlucky clucker has it's origins in the Mt.Lawley area around the Almighty Chicken Feed's workplace. It was found by the Almighty-One's workmate in the back-garden, and was given to the Almighty Chicken Feed in early October 2006. It appears this Easter-chicken has been run over by some kind of motorised vehicle. I guess this is one chicken who never quite crossed the road!

NO REAL CHICKENS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PAGE. HOWEVER, THERE HAS BEEN SOME INJURIES TO TOY CHICKENS.